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Saturday, January 16, 2010

A Great Warrior,Chong Yi Shun

A few Big Bangs ago,a massive supernova explosion occured.It was all in a sudden,so awesome,so beautiful.That powerful explosion triggered a huge shockwave over the vast Cream system and a new star was born......At birth,it twinkled brightly like a child.There was courage in it's flares.

He was always the fastest star among his siblings to revolve and the one and only star with blue light.This star,was the brave warrior who sacrificed himself to save his settlement, Chong Yi Shun.

As millions of years passed,it eventually grew into an adult star,like the one we know today,our Sun.Cream Tea Way was a peaceful and tranquil galaxy then.

But one day,a supermassive blackhole called Lee Jia Yi loomed and headed towards Cream Tea Way.It was swallowing everything in it's path,including light.Sensing danger,every one in Cream Tea Way began to panicked.

The quasar, as the central gravity,began to moved backwards,trying in vain to escape.The blackhole's gravitational field was extraordinarily strong.

Yi Shun knew he had got to do something.He decided to face the blackhole by himself .He started spluttering scorching blaze and flare at Jia Yi,then emit high frequency ultraviolets at it.Despite the pinpoint accuracy or light speed Yi Shun had,it was not enough to withstand the might of a supermassive blackhole.Jia Yi just moved on unaffected,swallowing here and there,enraging Yi Shun.Finally, Yi Shun could not bear his wrath anymore and he began to expand.In a few seconds, KABOOOMMM!!!!!!!!A super red giant appeared.Despite that it was fearsome and strong, Jia Yi was not daunted. And so, an official battle ensued.

Jia Yi attempted to use its super gravitational force to weaken Yi Shun.Finding it uneffective, it spouted harmful radiation at Yi Shun .It did not do much good.In fact,it increased the rate of fusion inside Yi Shun.

It was Yi Shun's turn right now.Yi Shun spun a powerful blast of fireball at a deflected angle of 45 degree at Jia Yi.Then ,it started shooting superflares and heating up the photons inside the blackhole to accelerate them a million times so that it would gain enough speed to escape the blackhole.At the same time,it caused atoms inside the blackhole to vibrate quickly.Now,for the final attack, sprays of gamma ray.But that was no use, since electromagnetic waves could not exceed the speed of light,there was not a quark of hope that it would escape the gravitational force a black hole.While Yi Shun was recharging its strength,Jia Yi began rejuvenating before
starting swallowing Yi Shun,this time more aggressively.It seemed that this was going to be Yi Shun's fate until in the nick of time,a flash of thought jerked him out of despair when he caught a glimpse of the fireball he blasted not long ago moving towards him.Hoping that Jia Yi would not notice the fireball, he started distracting Jia Yi .In a short while, KABOOOMMM!Jia Yi disappeared.Jia Yi was defeated because when the fireball was initially shot, it travelled behind and slightly to the left of Jia Yi.Although there was no resistance in space, the powerful gravity of the Jia Yi managed to decelerate it until it finally stopped and started being sucked back which ultimately led to the annihilation of the supermassive blackhole.

Cream Tea Way was once again restored to harmony.But sadly, the warrior started to shrink because he had used up his fuel and consequently became a white dwarf.To commemorate this great warrior who sacrificed himself ,Yi Shun was turned into a comet,orbiting in it's own family
annually, watching over them to make sure that they were happy until the next Big Bang took place,which was billions of years then.The end.

5 comments:

  1. If you write about the Big Bang itself, it might be worthy to post a nice comment, but this? This is fiction worse than Star Wars! How could a star overpower a black hole? No sense! You describe a star as a warrior?! A no-star galaxy lived on in peace and harmony?! With eternal darkness and the eco-system ruined, this "peace you said can only last 5 days until it becomes hell.The next Big Bang billions of years away, what harmony?!

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  2. HAHAHAHA!!! Although this story is ridiculous, but still funny. President of CAT Company becomes a star or great warrior? This story is full of criticism and insultness for Yi Shun. This story also tell us the life of a star.

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  3. To:The Founder and Owner of the CT Company

    Nothing is impossible,you have to be open-minded,it's one of the seven values of SPORTIA, otherwise you won't be able to live in the 21st Century.Besides,I am not writing about facts,I am just writing about my imagination.

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  4. Nice story! its humorous! although it does not make a lot of sense, its still a good story. Keep it up!

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